Zane’s not quite alive but isn’t dead

He’s turned into a zombie zebra instead.

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He’s the oddest zebra you’ve ever seen

Not many zebras sport a shade of green.

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He’s quite I must say

Especially on St. Patrick’s Day.

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Don’t worry, I know what zombies like to eat

But Zane likes grass, potatoes, and beets.

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Toasted in butter baked on a range

These eating habits are kind of strange.

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But in the end for a zombie quite sane

As Zane doesn’t like to eat any brains…

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Originally Published 06/04/2024