E-Dating Disaster

Originally Published 04/26/2024

Not quite here or there

Not quite anywhere

Different than most of the guys

Wishing one was easier on the eyes

Moulded out of a cast thrown away

Feeling more and more like it every day

Looking for Yang to the yin in the stars

Always coming up short as who we are

Dozens of girls chats and dates

Always leaving with empty plates

Excuses fakes and stories abound

Can an honest woman be found?

Eharmony and Yahoo dating too

Is anyone real looking for you?

Cook, pay, wine and dine as we meet

Yet finding a match is more like a fete

Frustrations abound eyes water and sog

Maybe just give up and get a dog

Most men on these sites just want sex

Leaving dating potentials emotional wrecks

Looking for a ‘hookup’ is all they want

A roll in the hay and sexual jaunt

So not only just chew the fat

But also prove to be better than that

With weary hand to wetted eye

Hands to face the frustrated cry

It shouldn’t have to be this hard

Finding love with them on guard

But until remain like a frustrated muggle

In a world of magicians, a constant struggle

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E-Dating Disaster

Not quite here or there

Not quite anywhere

Different than most of the guys

Wishing one was easier on the eyes

Moulded out of a cast thrown away

Feeling more and more like it every day

Looking for Yang to the yin in the stars

Always coming up short as who we are

Dozens of girls chats and dates

Always leaving with empty plates

Excuses fakes and stories abound

Can an honest woman be found?

Eharmony and Yahoo dating too

Is anyone real looking for you?

Cook, pay, wine and dine as we meet

Yet finding a match is more like a fete

Frustrations abound eyes water and sog

Maybe just give up and get a dog

Most men on these sites just want sex

Leaving dating potentials emotional wrecks

Looking for a ‘hookup’ is all they want

A roll in the hay and sexual jaunt

So not only just chew the fat

But also prove to be better than that

With weary hand to wetted eye

Hands to face the frustrated cry

It shouldn’t have to be this hard

Finding love with them on guard

But until remain like a frustrated muggle

In a world of magicians, a constant struggle

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