Originally Published 04/29/2024

You are commander and chief

of all my financial grief

💰

Your many scores

ride on my chores

💰

Your desert bane

is my source of pain

💰

Your constant spending

is for me, never ending

💰

Your frequent travels

cause my wallet unravels

💰

Your rides on trains

as I’m shackled in chains

💰

Your glorious fun filled life

comes from my hard work and strife

💰

Your laugh and giggle

as I crawl like a worm and wriggle

💰

Your hoots hollers

are from my hard earned dollars

💰

But there are two payments left

Then a finality to your theft…

-aaa 🤑

You are commander and chief

of all my financial grief

💰

Your many scores

ride on my chores

💰

Your desert bane

is my source of pain

💰

Your constant spending

is for me, never ending

💰

Your frequent travels

cause my wallet unravels

💰

Your rides on trains

as I’m shackled in chains

💰

Your glorious fun filled life

comes from my hard work and strife

💰

Your laugh and giggle

as I crawl like a worm and wriggle

💰

Your hoots hollers

are from my hard earned dollars

💰

But there are two payments left

Then a finality to your theft…

-aaa 🤑