Tag: humor

Writing Life

Anthony2 Comments

Writing poetry isn’t very easy

As inspiration strikes we’re busy.

🤪

Placing words together that rhyme

Like “time”, “slime”, and “mime”

🤪

To compose a limerick that’s not cheesy.

-aaa

Originally Published 05/24/2024

Pabst Smile

Anthony2 Comments

Phil enjoys the taste of beer

So much, his mouth changed its veneer

–

As the beer suds mellowed

All his teeth were yellowed

–

Every morning, he gargles Pabst, I hear…

-aaa

Originally Published 05/21/2024

Toupee Away!

Anthony12 Comments

There once was a woman from Spaulding

Who’s husband was rapidly balding

–

So she bought him a cheap wig

Slapping lipstick on a pig.

–

Though his appearance is still quite appalling…

-aaa

Originally Published 05/17/2024

Frankensteina

Anthony5 Comments

Short tempered teacher sits at her loom

Creating a dark aura of gloom.

–

Her students remained frightened

Since her bolts need to be tightened.

–

So the classroom is filled with such doom.

-aaa

Originally Published 05/16/2024

Seeds…

Anthony5 Comments

There once was a bloke from Leeds

That came upon some seeds

–

Pondering what was found

Inserting himself in the ground 🙄

–

He later moved on to seedier deeds…

-aaa

Originally Published 05/16/2024

Back to Front Front to Back

Anthony4 Comments

This is something new I’m attempting to try

Tis a challenge it may make my brain fry.

–

While rhyming the beginning and the end

I’ll be trying to start some new trend.

–

Words that rhyme in the front and back

Absurd this effort to keep on track.

–

I fear my content might suffer

Sigh, this poetry has little buffer.

–

Hoping my subscribers won’t mind

Coping with odd writings of this kind.

–

Wondering what comments I might get

Pondering this work, I might regret

–

Bold as it may be the only time will tell

Cold as a reception would be hell.

–

So, I think I’ll end this right here

Though, this output is overtly clear…

-aaa

Originally Published 05/04/2024

G.r.a.t.e.f.u.l.

Anthony2 Comments

G ratitude for each blessing and lesson

R ealizing that everything happens for a

reason

A lways thankful

T elling yourself “you got this”

E ver taking it all in stride

F ull of so much love

U nlike all else on the world

L aughing with and at ourselves…

-AAA 07/11/2024

Writing Life

Anthony4 Comments

Writing poetry isn’t very easy

As inspiration strikes we’re busy.

🤪

Placing words together that rhyme

Like “time”, “slime”, and “mime”

🤪

To compose a limerick that’s not cheesy.

-aaa

Pabst Smile

Anthony4 Comments

Phil enjoys the taste of beer

So much, his mouth changed its veneer

–

As the beer suds mellowed

All his teeth were yellowed

–

Every morning, he gargles Pabst, I hear…

-aaa

Toupee Away!

Anthony4 Comments

There once was a woman from Spaulding

Who’s husband was rapidly balding

–

So she bought him a cheap wig

Slapping lipstick on a pig.

–

Though his appearance is still quite appalling…

-aaa

Frankensteina

Anthony4 Comments

Short tempered teacher sits at her loom

Creating a dark aura of gloom.

–

Her students remained frightened

Since her bolts need to be tightened.

–

So the classroom is filled with such doom.

-aaa

Seeds…

Anthony2 Comments

There once was a bloke from Leeds

That came upon some seeds

–

Pondering what was found

Inserting himself in the ground 🙄

–

He later moved on to seedier deeds…

-aaa

Back to Front Front to Back

Anthony4 Comments

This is something new I’m attempting to try

Tis a challenge it may make my brain fry.

–

While rhyming the beginning and the end

I’ll be trying to start some new trend.

–

Words that rhyme in the front and back

Absurd this effort to keep on track.

–

I fear my content might suffer

Sigh, this poetry has little buffer.

–

Hoping my subscribers won’t mind

Coping with odd writings of this kind.

–

Wondering what comments I might get

Pondering this work, I might regret

–

Bold as it may be the only time will tell

Cold as a reception would be hell.

–

So, I think I’ll end this right here

Though, this output is overtly clear…

-aaa

What Will He Write Next?

AnthonyLeave a comment

Creativity, please don’t leave me now

Many WordPress writings to create and how

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Rhymes and themes I must work out

That’s what being a blogger to me is about

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My Subscribers from all walks and tastes

I press inside for new material to place

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Haikus, Raikus, poetry, and posts

Receiving great feedback means the most

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Passions, peace, and loves long gone

Are what my writings are most based on

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My everyday life is also a source

Of various musings in my course

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My audience, I adore and hope you grow

Your “likes” mean more than you’ll ever know

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Even occasional criticism can be ethereal

As it motivates me to create better material

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I challenge myself in every way

Hoping the writings improve each day

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When inspiration strikes my iPhone nearby

Captured in the Notes app, then my ideas fly

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I next must search for images that match

The words I just whipped up from scratch

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A photo of mine or to Google for one

Filters applied, imagery, originality, done

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Now post in Jetpack and hope for the best

That my newest effort will pass their test…

-aaa