Writing poetry isn’t very easy
As inspiration strikes we’re busy.
🤪
Placing words together that rhyme
Like “time”, “slime”, and “mime”
🤪
To compose a limerick that’s not cheesy.
-aaa
Originally Published 05/24/2024
Writing Life
Tag: humor
Changing a Tire and Your Mindset
What does Buddha know?
About changing a flat tire.
Smile and find a jack…
-aaa
Originally Published 05/23/2024
Pabst Smile
Phil enjoys the taste of beer
So much, his mouth changed its veneer
–
As the beer suds mellowed
All his teeth were yellowed
–
Every morning, he gargles Pabst, I hear…
-aaa
Originally Published 05/21/2024
Toupee Away!
There once was a woman from Spaulding
Who’s husband was rapidly balding
–
So she bought him a cheap wig
Slapping lipstick on a pig.
–
Though his appearance is still quite appalling…
-aaa
Originally Published 05/17/2024
Frankensteina
Short tempered teacher sits at her loom
Creating a dark aura of gloom.
–
Her students remained frightened
Since her bolts need to be tightened.
–
So the classroom is filled with such doom.
-aaa
Originally Published 05/16/2024
Pirate Agitate
Rex the pirate was very sad
Without new adventures to be had
–
So he renamed his barge
The SS Arrrrrrgggggggg
–
Then hauled a$$ to Islamabad…
-aaa
Originally Published 05/16/2024
Seeds…
There once was a bloke from Leeds
That came upon some seeds
–
Pondering what was found
Inserting himself in the ground 🙄
–
He later moved on to seedier deeds…
-aaa
Originally Published 05/16/2024
Back to Front Front to Back
This is something new I’m attempting to try
Tis a challenge it may make my brain fry.
–
While rhyming the beginning and the end
I’ll be trying to start some new trend.
–
Words that rhyme in the front and back
Absurd this effort to keep on track.
–
I fear my content might suffer
Sigh, this poetry has little buffer.
–
Hoping my subscribers won’t mind
Coping with odd writings of this kind.
–
Wondering what comments I might get
Pondering this work, I might regret
–
Bold as it may be the only time will tell
Cold as a reception would be hell.
–
So, I think I’ll end this right here
Though, this output is overtly clear…
-aaa
Originally Published 05/04/2024
G.r.a.t.e.f.u.l.
G ratitude for each blessing and lesson
R ealizing that everything happens for a
reason
A lways thankful
T elling yourself “you got this”
E ver taking it all in stride
F ull of so much love
U nlike all else on the world
L aughing with and at ourselves…
-AAA 07/11/2024
Clucking Ducks Don’t Give a…
Clucking ducks
Don’t give a care
They’re never ever stuck
Rather, more, aware.
–
With their ducking wits
Not giving in to worry
Simple life just pits
Them against a hurry.
–
They’re full of sass
And kicking convention
These ducks amass
There is simple intention.
-AAA 07/06/2024
Chauncey’s Irony
Chauncey was a raconteur.
–
Taking on life as it came
With smooth contemplation.
–
His death, however
Came about
As a clumsy shock…
-aaa
Writing Life
Writing poetry isn’t very easy
As inspiration strikes we’re busy.
🤪
Placing words together that rhyme
Like “time”, “slime”, and “mime”
🤪
To compose a limerick that’s not cheesy.
-aaa
Changing a Tire and Your Mindset
What does Buddha know?
About changing a flat tire.
Smile and find a jack…
-aaa
Pabst Smile
Phil enjoys the taste of beer
So much, his mouth changed its veneer
–
As the beer suds mellowed
All his teeth were yellowed
–
Every morning, he gargles Pabst, I hear…
-aaa
Toupee Away!
There once was a woman from Spaulding
Who’s husband was rapidly balding
–
So she bought him a cheap wig
Slapping lipstick on a pig.
–
Though his appearance is still quite appalling…
-aaa
Frankensteina
Short tempered teacher sits at her loom
Creating a dark aura of gloom.
–
Her students remained frightened
Since her bolts need to be tightened.
–
So the classroom is filled with such doom.
-aaa
Pirate Agitate
Rex the pirate was very sad
Without new adventures to be had
–
So he renamed his barge
The SS Arrrrrrgggggggg
–
Then hauled a$$ to Islamabad…
-aaa
Seeds…
There once was a bloke from Leeds
That came upon some seeds
–
Pondering what was found
Inserting himself in the ground 🙄
–
He later moved on to seedier deeds…
-aaa
Back to Front Front to Back
This is something new I’m attempting to try
Tis a challenge it may make my brain fry.
–
While rhyming the beginning and the end
I’ll be trying to start some new trend.
–
Words that rhyme in the front and back
Absurd this effort to keep on track.
–
I fear my content might suffer
Sigh, this poetry has little buffer.
–
Hoping my subscribers won’t mind
Coping with odd writings of this kind.
–
Wondering what comments I might get
Pondering this work, I might regret
–
Bold as it may be the only time will tell
Cold as a reception would be hell.
–
So, I think I’ll end this right here
Though, this output is overtly clear…
-aaa
What Will He Write Next?
Creativity, please don’t leave me now
Many WordPress writings to create and how
–
Rhymes and themes I must work out
That’s what being a blogger to me is about
–
My Subscribers from all walks and tastes
I press inside for new material to place
–
Haikus, Raikus, poetry, and posts
Receiving great feedback means the most
–
Passions, peace, and loves long gone
Are what my writings are most based on
–
My everyday life is also a source
Of various musings in my course
–
My audience, I adore and hope you grow
Your “likes” mean more than you’ll ever know
–
Even occasional criticism can be ethereal
As it motivates me to create better material
–
I challenge myself in every way
Hoping the writings improve each day
–
When inspiration strikes my iPhone nearby
Captured in the Notes app, then my ideas fly
–
I next must search for images that match
The words I just whipped up from scratch
–
A photo of mine or to Google for one
Filters applied, imagery, originality, done
–
Now post in Jetpack and hope for the best
That my newest effort will pass their test…
-aaa
