Baby alligators big or small 

With a tail or none at all.

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I can catch them as they crawl 

On the ground or near a wall.

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If they’re close or rather far 

She’ll capture and place them in a jar.

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You needn’t be vexed

About what happens next.

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You’ll place a retraction

On your knee-jerk reaction.

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For you will see 

She sets them free.

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Her intentions are always mild 

Releasing them back to the wild

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So if lizards catch you unawares

Use the lizardinator who truly cares…

-AAA 09/08/2024