Tag: silly

Pabst Smile

Anthony2 Comments

Phil enjoys the taste of beer

So much, his mouth changed its veneer

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As the beer suds mellowed

All his teeth were yellowed

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Every morning, he gargles Pabst, I hear…

-aaa

Originally Published 05/21/2024

Odd Ponderings

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Do ribosomes have any ribs 

Do baby fetishists wear bibs.

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Do any flat earther’s believe in common sense

Or does the joy of their ignorance their recompense.

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Would Chef Boyardee be proud of his food 

Or would knowledge it is hyper processed darken his mood. 

-AAA 11/15/2024

Never Contrively

Anthony2 Comments

Lovely lively

never contrively

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What does “contrively” mean

This is its debut site unseen

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It’s a portmanteau of contrived and lively

Adding to the lexicon is beside me

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So if looking for contrively in a dictionary

When it’s not found you needn’t be wary…

-aaa

Originally Published 05/04/2024

Flavors of Danger

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Originally Published 04/27/2024

Rapsae and Aquitic live on a lopsided hill.

Always in search of their latest thrill.

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Rapsae like heights and Aquitic dark caves.

Taking on adventure in infinite waves.

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Rapsae is petite and loves flying in planes.

Aquitic tall and lanky but lacking in brains.

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Many the times for Aquitic are tense.

Due to minimal common sense.

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Exploring caves with no idea where they end.

Lands him hot water with his petite girlfriend.

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But Rapsae is also dangerous to the core

Climbing sheer ledges and looking for more.

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The ebb and flow from high to low.

Between this two is a nail biting show.

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Flooded caves and slippery ledges.

One careless move and fall off the edges.

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What is the cause are they just crazy?

Too much stimuli so don’t get lazy?

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Where’s the catch what is the cause?

As they often compliment each others flaws.

–

Anyone observing might make a wager.

Over Rapsae and Aquitic’s love of danger.

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Who will fall first place bets that fit?

A long fall to earth or a bottomless pit?

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Living on a hill there’s fun to be had.

Then inertia and gravity won’t be so bad.

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Carts and bikes, scooters and skates.

Combinations endless with safer fates.

–

Knee pads, helmets, pads and gear.

Testing their hill without any fear.

–

Rapsae and Aquitic share a deep love.

Fitting their dangers together like a glove.

–

The risk of death now lower for each.

Their hill’s steepness just within reach.

–

Sure they’ll be some broken some along the line for each.

But less likely an untimely death off a ledge or precarious breach…

-aaa

Pabst Smile

Anthony4 Comments

Phil enjoys the taste of beer

So much, his mouth changed its veneer

–

As the beer suds mellowed

All his teeth were yellowed

–

Every morning, he gargles Pabst, I hear…

-aaa

Lady Limerix

Anthony2 Comments

Lady Limerix is her name.

Composing poetry, is her game.

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She writes silly prose.

While darning her hoes.

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By wildness standards, she’s not very tame.

-aaa

Shrew Askew

Anthony6 Comments

We all know someone who’s a total shrew

But there is little that we can do

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Just complaining all the time

About the weather and crime

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And her elder sister lives in a shoe.

-aaa

Never Contrively

Anthony4 Comments

Lovely lively

never contrively

–

What does “contrively” mean

This is its debut site unseen

–

It’s a portmanteau of contrived and lively

Adding to the lexicon is beside me

–

So if looking for contrively in a dictionary

When it’s not found you needn’t be wary…

-aaa

Flavors of Danger

Anthony2 Comments

Rapsae and Aquitic live on a lopsided hill.

Always in search of their latest thrill.

–

Rapsae like heights and Aquitic dark caves.

Taking on adventure in infinite waves.

–

Rapsae is petite and loves flying in planes.

Aquitic tall and lanky but lacking in brains.

–

Many the times for Aquitic are tense.

Due to minimal common sense.

–

Exploring caves with no idea where they end.

Lands him hot water with his petite girlfriend.

–

But Rapsae is also dangerous to the core

Climbing sheer ledges and looking for more.

–

The ebb and flow from high to low.

Between this two is a nail biting show.

–

Flooded caves and slippery ledges.

One careless move and fall off the edges.

–

What is the cause are they just crazy?

Too much stimuli so don’t get lazy?

–

Where’s the catch what is the cause?

As they often compliment each others flaws.

–

Anyone observing might make a wager.

Over Rapsae and Aquitic’s love of danger.

–

Who will fall first place bets that fit?

A long fall to earth or a bottomless pit?

–

Living on a hill there’s fun to be had.

Then inertia and gravity won’t be so bad.

–

Carts and bikes, scooters and skates.

Combinations endless with safer fates.

–

Knee pads, helmets, pads and gear.

Testing their hill without any fear.

–

Rapsae and Aquitic share a deep love.

Fitting their dangers together like a glove.

–

The risk of death now lower for each.

Their hill’s steepness just within reach.

–

Sure they’ll be some broken some along the line for each.

But less likely an untimely death off a ledge or precarious breach…

-aaa