Toupee Away!

There once was a woman from Spaulding

Who’s husband was rapidly balding

So she bought him a cheap wig

Slapping lipstick on a pig.

Though his appearance is still quite appalling…

-aaa

Originally Published 05/17/2024

Toupee Away!

There once was a woman from Spaulding

Who’s husband was rapidly balding

So she bought him a cheap wig

Slapping lipstick on a pig.

Though his appearance is still quite appalling…

-aaa