Not quite here or there

Not quite anywhere

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Different than most of the guys

Wishing one was easier on the eyes

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Moulded out of a cast thrown away

Feeling more and more like it every day

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Looking for Yang to the yin in the stars

Always coming up short as who we are

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Dozens of girls chats and dates

Always leaving with empty plates

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Excuses fakes and stories abound

Can an honest woman be found?

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Eharmony and Yahoo dating too

Is anyone real looking for you?

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Cook, pay, wine and dine as we meet

Yet finding a match is more like a fete

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Frustrations abound eyes water and sog

Maybe just give up and get a dog

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Most men on these sites just want sex

Leaving dating potentials emotional wrecks

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Looking for a ‘hookup’ is all they want

A roll in the hay and sexual jaunt

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So not only just chew the fat

But also prove to be better than that

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With weary hand to wetted eye

Hands to face the frustrated cry

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It shouldn’t have to be this hard

Finding love with them on guard

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But until remain like a frustrated muggle

In a world of magicians, a constant struggle

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